Brilliant. Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Crazy Watchtower Edition
by biblecheck insometimes the watchtower takes it too far to find new readers, but this january 2013 issue really takes the cake.... ...this will become a collectors item for sure!!.
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What song or line from a song bests describes your time as a JW?????
by karter inwaisted days and waisted nites.. freddy fender..
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Take away my right to choose,
Take away my point of view.
Take away my dignity,
Take these things away from me.
The lunatics (have taken over the asylum) by Fun Boy Three.
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What the Domestics part of the "new light" can / will create
by Gorbatchov inthinking a lot last days about the new light about the fds, today i got an idea about the following.. - both the 1) annointed and 2) the rank and file witness aka great crowd are now part of the domestics.. so, in practice, it doesn't matter you have a heavenly or and earthly hope for the future.. because, the domestics can have a heavenly or an earthly hope.. what i think is that this part of the new light sets open the gates for jehovahs witnesses with a heavenly hope.. and more in future: how longer the "new systems of things" will stay away, the watchtower can switch to a doctrine with only a heavenly hope, "living for ever in a paradise in heaven".. what do you think about this?!?.
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Alternatively, they could emphasise it's a heavenly hope and not a heavenly certainty. Only the best, most exemplary specimens will go to make up the Little Flockers. Being of the anointed doesn't ensure you of a seat at the top table, just gets you nominated to go through to the next round of the selection process. Just think of it like the X-Factor with Big J in the Simon Cowell role.
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This is RayPublisher I need suggestions for captions on these pics!
by RayPublisher inwe were goofing around at the pier and took some photos a few days ago.
here's the first one i was thinking of captioning:.
here's the second one- i added a caption but am not completely happy with it:.
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Ray, in that first pic it looks like you're rehearsing for a starring role in the sequal to the "wankergate" video.
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Light a Candle for Oompa
by BabaYaga inthere is a lovely site where one may light a candle for a moment of silence.. http://www.gratefulness.org/candles.
i set up a group, where they may all flicker together, if you like.. http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=oompa.
(we love and miss you, oompa.).
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Re-lit.
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Is it appropriate to describe eating Lobster Bisque as eating?
by Theocratic Sedition inthe cafeteria had lobster bisque and wedding soup today, and i figured i'd try something new considering i love seafood.
it was tasty, don't get me wrong, but there was nothing in it.
what's the point of eating something if it's similar to drinking tea?
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Yeah, I've had bisque like that. Tastes like the chef waved a lobster at a pot of water from the opposite side of the kitchen.
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TIME SENSITIVE: Just 30 seconds of your time to help my nephew, please. :-))
by AudeSapere intime sensitive: .
please help my favorite nephew.
he is pre-law and needs votes for a mock parliament election.. simply click the link (or cut and paste the link) below into your browser, select 'greenparty' and then vote for wesley hill for green party president.. [not sure i can make it clickable from mozilla].
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And done. Looks like a landslide win.
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Funny How These Hitler Quotes Align Closely With How The WTS Operates
by LostGeneration inon another thread i was trying to recall a quote from hitler that was as follows:.
make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
check out the rest of these and see how they apply to how the wts operates:.
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These quotes from Mein Kampf always struck me as applicable;
"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one. "
"The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force."
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Did You Know A Lot Of Elders That Simply Weren't Too Bright?
by minimus ini did.. most of the elders were decent men but i'd say a third weren't the brightest bulbs in the sky..
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The former COBE was intelligent too, but in a rather sinister way, he reminded me of Monty Burns from The Simpsons. I always thought he was just one toxic chemical spill away from being a super-villain.
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Did You Know A Lot Of Elders That Simply Weren't Too Bright?
by minimus ini did.. most of the elders were decent men but i'd say a third weren't the brightest bulbs in the sky..
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It's not the ignoramus elders that used to worry me, but the smart ones. Those you'd expect to be able to see through the illusion, but somehow still swallowed it whole. There was one in particular, who had the demeanour of an elderly academic. Well educated, he was a Cambridge man with a good knowledge of the classics and fluent in latin. I had a lot of time for him, he was an oasis of intelligence in a desert of dumbasses.
Despite being a true believer, I think even he was exasperated by the lack of brainpower demonstrated by the congregation. He'd shoot me a pained expression sometimes, such as when the watchtower reader pronounced the word "grandiose" as "grand-oyse". Or the memorable synchronised double-facepalm from us both. A roman legion was mentioned in some publication by it's number in roman numerals, II, and instead of reading it as "secondus" the reader said it was "eleventh". Now there's a future elder. Reductio ad absurdum indeed...